While undeniably cute he has several issues that any prospective buyers should be aware of. One such issue is his bewildering dietary needs. Sunglasses and remote controls seem to be favored, but shoes are also eaten. He likes to chase things like cats, squirrels, and ducks. which are all normal dog things to of course. Unless they happen at the wrong time, like from moving cars, or at three in the morning. He is a bit of a crotch sniffer, but I figure you could always use that as a basis for teaching him to "sic balls" on command.
He of course has all his shots, and has completed basic training one and two. I have the certificate of completion for basic 2, but he ate the one for basic 1. He also has been microchipped, and thus is ready for assimilation into the Borg.
Ajax, who also answers to "Stupid", is about a year old and thus is at about his maximum cuteness/intelligence ratio. He is kind of like the 19 year old pool boy that suburban housewives keep around, even if they don't have a pool.
One other issue, and the reason I am writing this today, is he also likes to bite the ears of people who are still in bed and that fucking hurts...